Coffee Break 10
Things That Make You Go "Hmmm...."
Is it possible to be totally partial?
Where do forest rangers go to 'get away from it all?"
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
How do they get a wombat to cross at that yellow road sign?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
I'm not schizophrenic. You only think we are.
Gore and the Clinton's are flying on Air Force One.
Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says,
"You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy."
Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says,
"Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy".
Hillary tosses her perfectly hair-sprayed hair and says,
"I could throw one hundred $1.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."
Chelsea rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says,
"I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy".
