Coffee Break 17
Things That Make You go "Hmmm"
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?"
She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him--is he still wrong?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call their office a practice!
