Copper Wire – Proud To Be Aussie

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, French scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the French: in the weeks that followed, American archaeologists dug to a depth of 20 feet before finding traces of copper wire. Shortly afterwards, they published an article in the New York Times saying :

“American archaeologists, having found traces of 250-year-old copper wire,
have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the French.”
A few weeks later, ‘The Australian Archaeological Society of Northern Territory’ reported the following:

“After digging down to a depth of 33 feet in the ‘outback’ in 2011, Jack Daniel (Bluey), a self-taught amateur archaeologist, reported that he had found absolutely nothing.
Jack has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Australia had already gone wireless.”

Just makes you proud to be Aussie, doesn’t it?

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Moral Of The Hedgehog

I never knew Hedgehogs were so cute as babies

Fable of the Hedgehog

It was the coldest winter ever. Many animals died because of the cold.

The Hedgehogs, realizing the situation, decided to group together to keep warm. This way they covered and protected themselves; but the quills of each one wounded their closest companions.

After awhile, they decided to distance themselves one from the other and they began to die, alone and frozen. So they had to make a choice: either accept the quills of their companions or disappear from the Earth.

Wisely, they decided to go back to being together. They learned to live with the little wounds caused by the close relationship with their companions in order to receive the heat that came from the others. This way they were able to survive..

The best relationship is not the one that brings together perfect people, but when each individual learns to live with the imperfections of others and can admire the other person’s good qualities.

The moral of the story is:

Just learn to live with the pricks in your life

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There is an “i” in Team

There is an “i” in team but it’s hidden in the “A” hole

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If Your Happy and You Know it – Making fun of the poor old T Rex

Tyrannosaurus rex lived in forested river valleys in North America during the late Cretaceous period. It became extinct about 65 million years ago in the Cretaceous-Tertiary mass extinction.

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T Rex found a geanie lamp. Now What!

It was the best of luck; it was the worst of luck. Sometimes dreams only come true to slap you right in the face with tiny little arms.

“Wishful Thinking” by PixelPants shows a Tyrannosaurus Rex feebly reaching for a golden lamp while he dreams of what could be. Imagine how stupid he’s going to feel when he realizes he has that mighty tail for rubbing.

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No explanation needed for this one

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Poor Old T-Rex is one of the largest dinosaurs that ever lived, Tyrannosaurus rex was a fierce carnivore. Scientists believe this powerful predator could eat up to 500 pounds (230 kilograms) of meat in one bite.

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Fast Facts

Type:

Prehistoric

Diet:

Carnivore

Size:

40 ft (12 m) long; 15 to 20 ft (4.6 to 6 m) tall

Protection status:

Extinct: Poor Old T-Rex

Did you know?

Tyrannosaurusmeans “tyrant lizard.”

Size relative to a bus:

Tyrannosaurus rex was one of the largest meat-eating dinosaurs that ever lived. Everything about this ferocious predator, from its thick, heavy skull to its 4-foot-long     (1.2-meter-long) jaw, was designed for maximum bone-crushing action.

Fossil evidence shows thatTyrannosaurus was about 40 feet (12 meters) long and about 15 to 20 feet (4.6 to 6 meters) tall. Its strong thighs and long, powerful tail helped it move quickly, and its massive 5-foot-long (1.5-meter-long) skull could bore into prey.

T. rex‘s serrated, conical teeth were most likely used to pierce and grip flesh, which it then ripped away with its brawny neck muscles. Its two-fingered forearms could probably seize prey, but they were too short to reach its mouth.

Scientists believe this powerful predator could eat up to 500 pounds (230 kilograms) of meat in one bite. Fossils of T. rex prey, including Triceratops andEdmontosaurus, suggest T. rex crushed and broke bones as it ate, and broken bones have been found in its dung.

Tyrannosaurus rex lived in forested river valleys in North America during the late Cretaceous period. It became extinct about 65 million years ago in the Cretaceous-Tertiary mass extinction.

More than 30 specimens of Tyrannosaurus rex have been identified, some of which are nearly complete skeletons.

Source:   http://animals.nationalgeographic.com.au/animals/prehistoric/tyrannosaurus-rex/

Poor Old T-Rex [Tyrannosaurus rex]

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Old Is When – Jokes About The Old Folks

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A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.

As the bartender gives her the drink she says ‘I’m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it’s today.’

The bartender says ‘Well, since it’s your birthday, I’ll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me.’

As the woman finishes her drink The woman to her right says ‘I would like to buy you a drink, too.’

The old woman says ‘Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.’

‘Coming up’ says the bartender  As she finishes that drink, The man to her left says

‘I would like to buy you one, too.’ The old woman says ‘Thank you.

Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.’ ‘Coming right up’ the bartender says. As he gives her the drink,he says ‘Ma’am, I’m dying of curiosity.

Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?’

The old woman replies

‘Sonny, when you’re my age, You’ve learned how to hold your liquor… Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.’

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‘OLD’ IS WHEN…. Your sweetie says ‘Let’s go upstairs and make love’

And you answer: ‘Pick one, I can’t do both

‘OLD’ IS WHEN… Your friends compliment you On your new alligator shoes

And you’re barefoot!

‘OLD’ IS WHEN… A sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy …

And your pacemaker opens the garage door

‘OLD’ IS WHEN… Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

‘OLD’ IS WHEN….You don’t care where your spouse goes … Just as long as you don’t have to go along.

‘OLD’ IS WHEN… You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police

‘OLD’ IS WHEN..’Getting a little action’ Means you don’t need to take any fibre today

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…’Getting lucky’ means you find your car … In the parking lot.

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…An ‘all nighter’ means not getting up to use the bathroom.

AND

‘OLD’ IS WHEN…..You are not sure these are jokes!

Have a good day!

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Man Of The House – A Guide For Husbands Looking For Trouble

A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled,

“You Can Be THE Man of Your House.”

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced,

“From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.

You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m done eating my meal, you will serve me a scrumptious dessert.  

After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want!

Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”

The wife replied, “The ‘ f#@!%*g’  funeral director would be my first guess.”

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