Confessions of a Hooker
A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says
‘Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession.
Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years.’
The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife’s eyes and
says,
‘My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years, I cannot hold your past against you,
in fact maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit?’
She said ‘I don’t think you understand,
My name was Brian and I played rugby for New Zealand.
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