Coffee Break 3
THE FROG
A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn in to a beautiful princess".
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back in to a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week. "
The boy took the frog out of his pocket , smiled at it and returned it to his pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."
Again the boy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter?
I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, and that I will stay with you and do anything you want.
Why won't you kiss me ?"
The boy said,
"Look I am a computer programmer, I dont have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool".
25th Anniversary
"Two older gentlemen were talking and one said to the other,
"You're having an anniversary soon right ?" The other replied,
"Yup , a big one.......20 years."
"WOW," said the other, "what are you going to get your wife for your anniversary ?"
The other replied, "We're going on a trip to Australia."
"WOW, Australia, that's some gift!" said the other man.
That's going to be hard to beat.
What are you going to do for your 25th anniversary ?
"Go back and get her."
Don't Mess With God
The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf.
So... he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and convinced him to say Mass for him that day.
As soon as the Associate Pastor left the room, Father Norton headed out of town to a golf course about forty miles away.
This way he knew he wouldn't accidentally meet anyone he knew from his Parish.
Setting up on the first tee, he was alone.
After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone else was in church!
At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord while looking down from the heavens and exclaimed, "You're not going to let him get away with this, are you?"
The Lord sighed, and said, "No, I guess not."
Just then Father Norton hit the ball and it shot straight towards the pin,dropping just short of it, rolled up and fell into the hole.
IT WAS A 420 YARD HOLE IN ONE!
St. Peter was astonished. He looked at the Lord and asked, "Why did you let him do that?"
The Lord smiled and replied, "Who's he going to tell?"
