Coffee Break 5
What's Your Sport
When blue collar get together they often talk about football.
When middle management meet, they talk about tennis.
When top management meet they talk golf.
Conclusion:
The higher you climb in the corporate ladder the smaller your balls become.
Little Johnny
Little Johnny was in church with him mom for Sunday Mass when he felt a sudden barf attack impending.
"Mom, I think I'm going to throw up!"
She told him, "I want you to run outside as fast as you can.
Run across the lawn and go behind the bushes.
You can throw up behind the bushes and nobody will see you."
So Little Johnny hauled ass for the door.
Less than a minute later, he returned to his seat next to his mom.
He had the look of obvious relief on his young face.
"Did you make it all the way to the bushes, Johnny?"
"I didn't have to go that far, mom.
Just as I got to the front door, I found a box that had a sign on it:
FOR THE SICK."
Three Convicts
Three convicts were on the way to prison.
They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated.
On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?"
The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could.
He wanted to become the "Grandma Moses of Jail".
Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?"
The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and grinned and said,"I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire and gin, and any number of games."
The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself.
The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?"
The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled.
He said "I brought these."
The other two were puzzled and asked - "What can you do with those?"
He grinned and pointed to the box and said -
"Well according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating...."
