Adam And God

God said, ‘Adam, I Want you to do Something for Me.’
Adam said, ‘Gladly, Lord, what do You Want me to do?’

God said, ‘Go down Into that valley.’
Adam said, ‘What’s a Valley?’

God explained it to Him. Then God said, ‘Cross the river.’
Adam said, ‘What’s a River?’

God explained that To him, and then said, ‘Go over to the hill….’
Adam said, ‘What is a Hill?’

So, God explained to Adam what a hill was…
He told Adam, ‘On The other side of the Hill you will find a Cave.’

Adam said, ‘What’s a Cave?’
After God explained, He said, ‘In the cave You will find a woman.’

Adam said, ‘What’s a Woman?’
So God explained That to him, too.

Then, God said, ‘I Want you to Reproduce..’
Adam said, ‘How do I do that?’

God first said (under His breath), ‘Gee…..’

And then, just like Everything else, God Explained that to Adam, as well.

So, Adam goes down Into the valley,
Across the river, and Over the hill, into the Cave, and finds the Woman.

Then, in about five Minutes, he was back.

God, His patience Wearing thin, said Angrily, ‘What is it Now?’

And Adam said….

‘What’s a headache?’

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Bottle Of Wine

Mary was driving home from the supermarket in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.
As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride.
With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.
Resuming the journey, Mary tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman.
The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Mary.

‘What in bag?’ asked the old woman.
Mary looked down at the brown bag and said,
‘It’s a bottle of wine.
I got it for my husband.’
The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two.
Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said:

‘Good trade’

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An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin

and orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender says to him,
“You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time.”
The Irishman replies,
“Well, you see, I have two brothers.
One is in America, the other in Australia, and I’m here in Dublin.
When we all left home, we promised that we’d drink this way to remember the days we all drank together.”
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.

The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way: he orders three pints and drinks the three pints by taking drinks from each of them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders two pints.
All the other regulars in the bar notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says,
“I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss.”
The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs.

“Oh, no,” he says, “Everyone is fine. It’s me…”

“I’ve quit drinking!”

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An English lawyer and an Scotsman

are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
The lawyer is thinking that Scotsmen are so dumb that he could put something over on them easily.