“I believe sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can Buy”

Tom Clancy

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“You know “that look”  women get when they want sex? Me neither

Steve Martin

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“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand”

Woody Allen

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“Bisexuaity immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night”

Rodney Dangerfield

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“My girlfriend always laughs during sex — no matter what she’s reading”

Steve Jobs [Founder, Apple Computers]

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“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch”

Jack Nicholson

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“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place”

Billy Crystal

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“According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgemental, where, of course, men are just grateful”

Robert De Niro

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“Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house”

Rod Stewart

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“See the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time”

Robin Williams

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“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope”

George Burns

 Today Is The Oldest You’ve Ever Been, Yet The  Youngest You’ll Ever Be. ENJOY

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